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Event listings:   9/1/2006   -   9/8/2006  
   
Saturday - 9/2/2006

Warm Up 2006

Every Saturday in the summer thousands of people make their way to the PS1 Contemporary Art Center in Long Island City to enjoy one of the best dance parties the city has to offer. From 3pm to 9pm PS1 is transformed into the biggest rave in the city for what is quite likely the most ethnically, generationally, and socio-economically diverse event on the face of the planet.
Whats more sexy than thousands of people pressed together sweating on eachother

Le Scandal

Magicians, sword swallowers, belly dancers, fire eaters, trapeze actors, burlesque dancers and thats just to start. Where else but New York? Every Saturday night the Cutting Room hosts Le Scandal (formerly The Blue Angel Cabaret), a motley collection of acts which never fails to keep its audience entranced. Rave reviews, numerous celebrity sightings, and features in everything from the New York Times to HBO's Real Sex ensure that the house is packed every week.

She is Neo-Classic.
Sunday - 9/3/2006

Grandparent's day

The effort to create a national Grandparent's day was spearheaded by Marian McQuade of Fayette County. Marian through shrewd wit, and unscrupulous politicing was able to push the holiday through the West Virginia State Legislature, over allegations of vested interest as mother of fifteen children an
Send 'em a card if you get 'em
Monday - 9/4/2006

Labor Day

"Labor Day differs in every essential way from the other holidays of the year in any country," said Samuel Gompers, founder and longtime president of the American Federation of Labor. "All other holidays are in a more or less degree connected with conflicts and battles of man's prowess over man, of strife and discord for greed and power, of glories achieved by one nation over another. Labor Day...
AFL! CIO!

Craft Night

Every Monday night Williamsburg's Stain Bar hosts PAINTstain, a "talent optional" craft night. Dabble a bit - sketch, sculpt, knit, write, whatever strikes your fancy. Bring friends and create a collaborative work, or just sink deep into a comfy couch have a drink and listen to the live jazz.
Paint by numbers is more our style.

Smut

A respectable array of New York City writers gathers at Galapagos every Monday for this strangely highbrow/lowbrow weekly smut, erotic performance, reading, and discussion. The quality of the readings and performances vary wildly, but at its best this can be really, very amusing stuff and the Galapagos space, large with tall ceiling and an easily accessible bar, makes an ideal venue.

Screw, cock, pussy, ass
Wednesday - 9/6/2006

Roller Disco

Every Wednesday night The Roxy clears their dance floor and creates a roller rink unlike one you've ever seen. A fantastic mix of those incredibly talented skaters you see at Central Park, and people who've never skated before in the life, but truly believe that fluorescent pink, knee high socks, aviator glasses, a headband, and a half dozen Bacardi and Cokes will transform them into Roller Queens.

Yes they serve bears there.

Quiz-Off

Every Wednesday in Williamsburg Pete's Candy Store hosts the Quiz-Off, a team based trivia quiz game. Play lasts for six rounds of twenty questions and questions come in flavors of general knowledge, music, top tens, and visual identification. First prize is a $25 bar tab and a shot at the Quiz-Off finals with a $500 top prize. The event is enormously popular and the competition is fierce. Make sure to....
Who better to calculate the surface area of a donut
Thursday - 9/7/2006

Starshine Burlesque

There's good reason Rififi's weekly variety show has been running so long. The low key show - a mix of striptease, magic, comedy, acrobatics, draws a constantly changing mix of New York's top burlesque talent to the stage creating a totally new show every week.

Note: Dancer in picture most likely will not be performing, due to prior commitments in cartoonland.