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Overview
A shoebox sized douchebag sink carefully designed to absorb the star-fuckers, B-listers, and iBankers from the good bars in the neighborhood and relieve them of their money and dignity. Find the only book store with a bouncer and you're there.
Outside Reviews
Bottmomless Dish (CitySearch Blog)
The Eldridge is not just about Matt Levine, it's also about the support system.
GNML
Yeah we have no Heinekens, but we'll have Heineken alternatives. There are no Coronas, no Miller Lights, but we have alternatives.
Papermag
The $32 cocktail is made with Armand de Brignac Rose, passion fruit seeds and real gold flakes.
Williamsburg is Dead
The Lower East Side has become some kind of gross amalgam of the Meatpacking District and a frat house.
NYMag (Ko-thario parodies Levine)
There's a closed-circuit feed, though, of the public line, that patrons can access through special screens located throughout the club. That way they can point and make fun of the commoners.

