Want to impress your friends on St. Marks place, but think you've hit the wall with tattoos and piercing? You need look no farther than these images (exhibit 1,2,3,4) to verify that the artistic possibilities of skin design have been fully exhausted. And piercings? Sheesh! They've been done to death (exhibit 1,2,3) To push the envelope now nothing short of an eyeball jewelry implant will do.

File under the category: 'There's a fetish for everything', Pinocchia.com (not to be confused with the italian comic book heroine here) is a site for men who love women with big....noses. Galleries fall into two categories: natural (1 , 2) and most definately not natural (1, 2). To Amy Grant and women everywhere unfortunate enough to have found their picture lifted from the internet and transported to one of these galleries we'd just like to say "Your nose is definately not that big." these guys are jerks. Sheesh...it's enough to give a girl a complex.

We present to you, for your enjoyment, the top 5, greatest museuems of the internet. #5 The British Lawnmover Museum, #4 The Banana Museum, #3 The Toilet Seat Art Museum,   #2 The Toilet Paper Museum, #1 The Toilet Museum

Dedicated to loosely defined and questionably important purpose. Cockeyed.com 's How Much is Inside page explores not very important questions such as: How many CDs can you label with one sharpie? How long a string is in a can of silly string?  and What is the precise distribution of messages and colors in a bag of Valentine's day hearts? You might be tempted to send an email to the experimenters and point out that the reason these question have remained unanswered to this point is that no really gives a crap, but they look like they're having so much fun counting and measuring. And they do seem like such good people. It would seem a crime to do anything to undermine all their fun.