Looking to kill some time? Of course you are! Why else would you be here? Well, in that case your time would be better served at Something Awful. Of course Something Awful isn't really so much for killing time as it is for hanging, drawing and quartering time or for cutting off time's penis and feeding it to him not that anyone (even a German) would want to do that to time, but if one did, well, then one could waste hours upon hours on the photoshop contests and the guides on everything from Creating Your Own Internet Fetish Subculture to Corporate Training, not to mention reviews of the Horrors of Porn.

Ever wanted to act out real life geopolitical scenarios in your own home? Here's your chance. Thanks to www.HeroBuilders.com you can buy action figures of George W. Bush, Tony Blair, Saddam Hussein, Uday Hussein, and Osama Bin Ladin. Then you can dress them up and enact any number of real life events. For example you can put Tony Blair in a French maid outfit and have him give a blow job to Bush, or you can make your Bush doll say "Bring them on" to the forces of world terrorism all brave like a real action hero while he's safe in a lego White House and then you can order 456 dead American action figures in their own individual body bags and pile them up outside of his front door.

The story of www.LunarLandRush.Com goes like this. In 1967 the UN drafted a treaty covering, among other things, property rights for the objects in our galaxy. Specifically it stated that no government may lay claim to any celestial body. Luckily for one Dennis Hope the treaty neglected to mention any negation of the rights of celestial appropriation for individuals. So Mr Hope claimed the moon established "a lunar embassy" on earth and sent the UN and the US and Russian governments notification of his claim. Since the treaty indicates that any such claims must be disputed within 3 years or else they are considered valid Dennis Hope is now the official and sole owner of the moon and as such may sell it in 1 acre $30 parcels to whomever he pleases. So the story goes. If you like that story and are thinking lunar land may be a good investment there's somebody who'll sell you a piece of Uranus for even less money www.buyuranus.com. There's also a certain bridge you may be interested in.